Spritegenius's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[mario vs the castle]

Nice camera angle!

Not. Why make a movie where Mario is so far back and tiny? And why make it so bad? And why have horrible sound effects? And why make it about something retarded such as, blowing up a castle?

"yeah im still alive :P" Damn...

m4licious responds:

i would say the exact same thing if i made movies like you do, or get a life

[Snoopy's Rant]

1.75/5.00????

This is just like Foamy. How does his shit get fucking 3.50-4.00?

THIS-IS-AN-ALT responds:

Agreed.

[the sonic show ep 1 pt.1]

Innovative.

This is a really really really good idea. Just touch up grapics and sound you will have yourself a winner.

[Unfinished Intro]

The graphics...

Were they done in MSPaint? Because the quality on them is horrible.

CaptainDiv responds:

yes - the majority were *stupidly* scanned in and saved as bitmaps - but the first scenes is 90% Flash graphics now - which makes way more sense as they look much better and take up less space - thats the main "updating" that needs to be done

[Sprite Crew Tournament]

A 2.54?????!!?!?!?!

How the hell is this possible? It has no real backgrounds, just bad linear drawings... The sprite animation wasn't even that good for you being in the SPRITE CREW. I've never seen anything good come from the Sprite Crew. Also, the sound sucks. It's the same damn bad song throughout the whole movie and THUS this prevents any sound effects from ever being existant. I bet it was really hard animating a singe frame sprite. Am I right? Taco... Blue Fag Berry Apple Homo... Ketchup Dick. All those single frame DETAILED sprites.

MarioRed responds:

the sprtie crew is awesome... so are you aaying this is good? anyways i liked how the background was like so..

[Project Wolverine]

Wow, what a dumb plot.

"Hey Wolverine, i know were on the same team fighting crime and all but I hate you because people like you more than me! Let's have a fight to the death!!!!!!" Fucking stuuuuuupid. And after reading this review: "however Cyclops can't be harmed by his Optic blast (its his dna, same reason why he can't hurt havok), and wolverine's claws aren't reflective." I think the movie sucks even more.

[Yet to be named]

Wait... what?

That was seriously the whole movie? That...? THAT RIGHT THERE? What the fuck was it? Seriously, I thought it was gonna be the intro to a movie, with cast introduction. BUT BOY, WAS I WRONG. It was just cast introduction and nothing else. If you read this before you watch the movie, it's a waste of time and you would really be screwing yourself over by watching this movie. Plus, I thought your drawings were crap.

[aLiveJournal: 2005/08/19]

Heh, nicely done.

That was pretty good, but could have used a tad more humor and more animation.

[TLOZ: Link meets Mega Man]

Nice animation.

But the storyline, sucks dick. How come every one on the planet has to make a flash about one character from one video game going to a different characters world through, wait heres the catch, A PORTAL!!!!! I've seen it far too many times. If it had been a different storyline, it wouldn't have gotten a four from me.

[-Prodigious Amalgamation-]

Wow!!!

They were all really really good except for the Mario vs. Link one. Fantastic.